Boy do I feel good after reading this little nugget on the Channel 5 News Web Site;
Boston Mayor Tom Menino said he is on the case.
Gee, I wonder what case he's on?
A case of Pastene Ready Kitchen Tomatoes?
No
A case of Bud Light?
No
Let's see, I know, he's on Howie Carr's case.
No, wrong again.
He's on the case to solve the rat problem in Boston. It seems that there are too many rats eating at some of Boston's finest restaurants. I thought the only rats found there were our elected hacks and cronies.
Don't you worry, our mayor has decided to establish a position of Chief Exterminator under the auspices of Homeland Defense.
How come we didn't have these problems when the little corrupt midget was running the State House? Some of the newly appointed hacks forgot to take care of the rats.
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